Sitting at a light to turn left:
Woman: Nice scooter, do you need a motorcycle license to ride that?
Me: It's a motorcycle, the plastic makes it comfortable for touring.
Women: Oh, is that a BMW?
Women: I've never seen a goldwing that looks like that.
Me: look away, point at the ST-1300 written on the side.
So what is the oddest comment you have had about your bike?