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    Liberal Intelligence Quiz

    While visiting England recently, Jean Chretien is invited to have tea with
    the Queen. Given his recent political problems, he decides to take
    advantage of her years of leadership experience and asks her what her
    what her leadership philosophy is. She responds that it is to surround herself
    with the most intelligent people she can find and let them do their jobs. Intrigued
    with this novel theory, Chretien asks her how she is able to tell if the
    people are intelligent.

    " I do so by asking them a test question", responds the Queen, "Allow
    me to demonstrate". The Queen then dials 10 Downing Street and asks to
    speak to Tony Blair; "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer a
    hypothetical question for me".

    "I'll do my best, Your Majesty", replies Blair.

    "Your mother has a child and your father has a child", says the Queen,
    "the child is not your brother nor your sister. Who is the child?

    Tony Blair hesitates momentarily and then confidently replies, "Well,
    Your Majesty, I guess it would have to be me".

    "Correct", says the Queen, "thank you and a good day to you, sir".

    The Queen hangs up and says, "Did you hear that, Mr. Chretien? See how
    clever he is!"

    Impressed, Chretien replies, "I certainly did. I'll definitely be
    using that one when I conduct my next Cabinet shuffle back in Canada".

    Upon returning to Ottawa, Mr. Chretien decides he'd better put some of
    his senior Cabinet Ministers to the test.

    So he summons Sheila Copps to his office and says, "Madame Minister,
    I wonder if you could answer a question for me?"

    "Why, of course, Sir", Copps responds eagerly, impressed that the Prime
    Minister was actually seeking her input on something.

    "Well, uh, lets say your mother has a child and your father too has a
    child. Dis child is not your brudder and also is not your sister. Who is

    Somewhat surprised at this odd question, Copps hems and haws and finally
    asks if she can have some time to think about it.

    "Certainly", responds Chretien.

    Copps immediately calls a meeting of other senior Liberals and they
    puzzle over the question for several hours. Totally baffled, they decide
    to conduct some research and contact a loyal Quebec consulting firm. A
    budget of over $10 million is provided, and intensive research is
    carried out over the next two weeks. Unfortunately, the consultants are unable
    to come up with an answer.

    Desperate to impress her boss, Copps decides to
    take a chance and calls Stephen Harper, who just happens to be in his
    office on Parliament Hill.

    "I realize you are just an Alberta redneck and are not all that wise in
    the ways of the world, but maybe you can help me out with a problem I
    have. I will certainly make it worth your while. I can guarantee your
    constituency at least a couple of hundred million in government spending over the
    next year".

    Harper is naturally sceptical about Liberal promises,
    but in the spirit of political co-operation he agrees to do what he can
    to help out.

    "Okay, here goes", says Copps. "Your mother has a child and your
    father has a child. The child is not your brother nor your sister. Who
    is the child?"

    Without hesitating, Harper responds, "It would be me, of course!"

    Impressed at the Albertans quick response, Copps quickly brushes off
    Harper and rushes to the Prime Minister's office.

    "I know the answer to your question, Sir!!; I know who the child is!!"

    Chretien, who was privately becoming a bit concerned at the delay in
    hearing back from Copps, is delighted. " Who is it, Sheila?" he asks.

    With obvious pride, Copps replies, "It's Stephen Harper, Sir, - it's
    Stephen Harper!"

    Stunned, Chretien shouts in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot - it's Tony Blair!!"
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