I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
So I went up to him and said "Come on buddy, how about giving me a
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.