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  1. #1
    DevActive
    Guest

    Not what you think!

    RANGE

    OF

    8

    INCHES

    LONG.

    THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

    ENJOYED

    BY

    MEMBERS

    OF

    BOTH

    SEXES.

    IS

    USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

    LOOSLEY

    FOR

    INSTANT

    ACTION.

    IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

    LITTLE

    HAIRY

    THINGS

    AT

    ONE

    END

    AND

    SMALL

    HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

    IS

    INSERTED,

    ALMOST

    ALWAYS

    WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

    SOMETIMES

    QUICKLY,

    INTO

    A

    WARM,

    FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

    IT

    IS

    THRUST

    IN

    AND

    DRAWN

    OUT

    AGAIN

    AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

    SUCCESSION,

    OFTEN

    QUICKLY

    AND

    ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

    ANYONE

    FOUND

    LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

    RECOGNIZE

    THE

    RHYTHMIC,

    PULSING

    SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

    WELL

    LUBRICATED

    MOVEMENTS.

    WHEN

    FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

    BEHIND

    A

    JUICY,

    FROTHY,

    WHITE

    STICKY

    SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

    NEED

    CLEANING FROM

    THE

    OUTER

    SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

    SOME

    OF

    FROM

    ITS

    LONG

    GLISTENING

    SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

    DONE

    AND

    THE

    FLOWING

    AND

    CLEANSING

    LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

    EMANATING,

    IT

    IS

    RETURNED

    TO

    ITS

    FREELY

    HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

    YET

    FOR

    ANOTHER

    BIT

    OF

    ACTION,

    HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

    BRISTLING

    CLIMAX

    TWICE

    OR

    THREE

    TIMES A

    DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

    WHAT AM I???????

    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

    GUESSED,

    THE

    ANSWER !

    TO

    THE

    RIDDLE

    IS

    NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........


    TOOTHBRUSH.........

  2. #2
    Antares
    Guest
    Thanks, you've made me afraid of my own toothbrush.

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