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    Happy Guiness Drinking Day!

    After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.

    Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".

    Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."

    Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."

    The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"

    To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".

    "Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."

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    Happy, happy to all you 4.4 million Canadians with traces of Irish blood and everybody else that's Irish for just one day.

    "Teach me to do it myself" Dr. Maria Montessori (1870-1952)

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    How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb???


    One to hold the bulb....

    The other to drink until the room spins!
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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