My father has an '84 buick electra sedan.
With 5 cars in his driveway, this one has to go. It failed aircare, so he's set on getting rid of it finally. However, the $100 be claims to want is well worth paying him (after the fact) for the right to have some fun with it.
Pink racing stripes; fill it with pop corn; put it on blocks and take the wheels ... etc.
So in an effort (as a non-shit disturber) to maximize my opportunity, is there any ideas that you can suggest. He'll be out of town flying in the coming couple of weeks, so a couple of days would be at my disposal.