List your awkward motorcyclist stories here!
I'll start with a bunch...
Went to get my haircut the other day. My HJC AC12 helmet has venting holes which go directly to my head. The barber was combing through my hair and noticed, what he thought, was headlice. Turns out it was sand/grit from having the vents on my helmet open and going on the road. I had to explain that the headlice was actually grit to my barber who doesnt know english very well. Barber cut my hair slow and methodically after that.
I own a jacket with a couple brand name logo's stitched on (eg, Dunlop, Goodyear). I get the odd question from non motorcyclists about how much I'm paid for sponsorship.
People coming up to me to chat about my bike, then, to start my morning off perfectly, they tell me the most gruesome stories about motorcyclist accidents they've heard about.
Ever had one of these?
Guy: "Good day for a ride eh?"
*5 second silence*
Guy: "Alright, see ya!"
People ask me if my spine protector vest (ICON field armor) is bullet proof, and the worse part is they're not joking.