A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started
up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the
Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In
the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds,and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam
and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian
leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms
once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course. "Now it was the
Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to
the United States."
> >"I AM CANADIAN "