Well, this weekend i was away up at beautiful Sun Peaks Resort with a bunch of my buddys just boarding and drinking and i thought I'd share some rather embearessing times with you people here.
So anyways being that it was a snowboard trip there obviously has to be some drinking to be done, so me and one of my friends decided we'd go ahead and just giver! we went ahead and drank the 26 of tequila, about 7 beers each, a wee bit of vodka then another 7 shots of crown royal each, needless to say we were fucked off our trees. So first lets get to me, it was probably about midnight by now that i decided i wanted to leave the night club so doing this odd stumble that i concidered to be walking i make it outside the doors of the nightclub and see 2 guys smoking so i decided that i'd let them know how horrible it was for them, so i just went off saying how they are killing theirselves and everyone around them blahblahblah, im sure they said something back to me but i dont remember so anyways after i did my little rant i turn around to walk back to the hotel step on a patch of ice and go flying onto my ass.
After all the i make it back to my hotel room and walk in to see my good buddy passed out on his bed that he puked all over. As me and my buddy have a good laugh about how hes sleeping in his own puke we notice hes making some gargling noises as if hes going to puke so being the nice guy i am i go and grab the top of the blender so he can puke in it but since he was completely unconcious he just rolls over looks at me with his eyes closed and spits in my face.
The next day we all wake up with horrible hang overs and since i wanted to do some boarding i figure i better go get some food in my stomack so i goto one of my other buddys room to go get him to come eat upon my arrival in his room 2 of the girls staying in there were talking about their sexual encounters the previous night. One of them was talking about how this guys friends were telling her hes a shitty lay and that he has a small penis (apparently he even bragged about it) with all this said i must say it had to have been the luck of surrey on this guys side because it didnt hold her back and then she was talking about how it was actually small
i hope you enjoyed the wonders of my trip but i must be out so "turn down the suck, and turn up the good!"