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    Angel Girl

    Life is Tough if You're Stupid!!!

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
    menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12
    Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
    nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
    the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I
    replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was
    the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets,
    but I can order six?" "That's right."
    So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.


    The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because
    of what happened a couple of months ago. I was
    checking out at the local Foodland with just a few
    items and the lady behind me put her things on the
    belt close to mine. I picked up one of
    those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register

    and placed it between our things so they wouldn't
    get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
    items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all
    over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
    finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know how
    much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my
    mind, I don't think I'll buy that today. " She
    said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.
    She had no clue to what had just happened.....


    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card
    into her floppy drive and pulling it out very
    quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she
    said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept
    asking for a credit card number, so she was using
    the ATM "thingy".


    I recently saw a distraught young lady
    weeping beside her car. Do
    you need some help? I asked. She replied, "I
    knew I should have replaced the battery to this
    remote door UN-locker. Now I can't get into my car.
    Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient
    store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I
    dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just

    this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
    the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
    unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive
    over there and check about the batteries. It's a
    long walk.


    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was
    none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to

    a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
    paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
    paper," the secretary told her. With that, the
    intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,

    put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
    five "blank" copies.


    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a
    large motor home was towed into the garage. The
    front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and
    the whole thing generally looked like an extra in
    Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He
    told me that the driver had set the "cruise control"
    and then went in the back to make a sandwich.


    Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated
    a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head
    and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

    The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier,
    and police pressed the copy button each time they
    thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
    Believing the "lie detector" was working, the
    suspect confessed.


    "Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."

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    Registered User Array
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    OMG some of those stories crack me up. I have one actually that happened to me a couple months back from McDonalds. I was on my bike wanting to pick up a couple burgers and head home so I order a big extra with bacon and cheese and a mc-chicken with extra sauce. So she punches the buttons on the till and then asks me what I would like to drink with my mc-chicken meal so I say NO MEALS just the burgers. She then looks back at her till and says what size drink would I like with my big extra meal so I am now annoyed with this person so I say to her (hmm) whatever size drink you think will fit in my cup holder. Sho for about 10+ good seconds she is scanning over my bike looking everywhere for the cup holder (HaHa) then she clues in HAHA after that she gave me the EVIL EYE and figured out I just wanted the burgers so I paid and left.

    The look on her face as she was scanning with her eyes trying to find the cup holder was priceless!!

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    Very funny, thanks. Boy, McDonalds certainly does hire some winners don't they?
    20% Temper
    80% Mental

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    a few of my friends work at mcdonalds
    they're real winners!

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