Life is Tough if You're Stupid!!!
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12
Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said
the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I
replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was
the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets,
but I can order six?" "That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because
of what happened a couple of months ago. I was
checking out at the local Foodland with just a few
items and the lady behind me put her things on the
belt close to mine. I picked up one of
those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register
and placed it between our things so they wouldn't
get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all
over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know how
much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my
mind, I don't think I'll buy that today. " She
said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.....
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card
into her floppy drive and pulling it out very
quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she
said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept
asking for a credit card number, so she was using
the ATM "thingy".
I recently saw a distraught young lady
weeping beside her car. Do
you need some help? I asked. She replied, "I
knew I should have replaced the battery to this
remote door UN-locker. Now I can't get into my car.
Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient
store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I
dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just
this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive
over there and check about the batteries. It's a
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was
none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to
a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine
paper," the secretary told her. With that, the
intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make
five "blank" copies.
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a
large motor home was towed into the garage. The
front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in
Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He
told me that the driver had set the "cruise control"
and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated
a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head
and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier,
and police pressed the copy button each time they
thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
Top Gun wannabe
a few of my friends work at mcdonalds
they're real winners!