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    Angel Girl

    Would You Marry Me?

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you! Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here.

    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
    finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge. Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

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    Registered User Array Miteorite's Avatar
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    hmm isn't best man usually a friend of the groom?

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    i heard this story from a friend , props to the groom what a smart guy , other dudes would get all madd and blow up this guy got back with style, and i bet that bitch never forgot about it

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    don't get mad, get even

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    i'm a little confused Angel Girl, do you actually think that the Groom shouldn't have done that?

    (first off, let's assume this is a true story)

    I can't think of anything worse than that kind of betrayal. Story's probably fake, but if it's true, I'd buy that groom a drink If I ever ran into him.


    oops, never mind. I was half asleep reading this post, I thought it was in the open forum.
    Last edited by factory_pilot; 03-04-2003 at 09:43 AM.

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    That took guts. Hehehaha to the brides family!! That's too funny.
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