My bike is so much faster than yours that I dare you to ride it, you lame little turd. Do you have the balls to ride this BOTTOMLESS PIT OF TORQUE?
~Hunter S. Thompson
is her left leg fatter than her right one?
I don't get it.
It's not just an oil change, It's an experience.
We're not talented, We're charming.
When in doubt, Let EMS figure it out.
Do not mistake my kindness for weakness.
Although I find her political views quite repugnant for the most part, she is pretty damn hot in a MILFy way. Woof!!!!
To use the modern vernacular, I'd wreck that shit!!! (if I wasn't a happily married man, of course)
*Borgnine 'high-fives' tractor*
She's SO HD material:
I feel bad for the Harley... it doesn't deserve that!
My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.
i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!
I'd ride it... (not the harley)
This Is Going To Hurt A Little Bit
what a bunch of horny bastards!
I'd do her too