How many Microsoft people does it take to change a light
bulb? None - they just standardize the darkness".
Unix is the key to eternal happiness
Or better dont be around when this guy wakes up
Must be interview day tomorrow!
Ah, reminds me of my University/Fraternity days.
Other good tricks:
Shave ONE eyebrow or HALF of both eyebrows
Put pants on backwards (imagine that middle of the night desparate need to go pee, WTF!)
Take the victim outside and handcuffing him to a pole (Left wrist - Right ankle), bonus for rain
Duct Tape - Lots of it!!! Especially around the legs and other hairy regions of the body!!!
Saran Wrap - Also, lots!!!
Any combo of the above!
Last edited by squirly; 03-06-2003 at 01:49 AM.
Good Luck and Godspeed!
I remember someone doing that to me when I was lightly sleeping... instinctively I elbowed them so hard to the face you should of seen the bruising.... lasted for weeks
Be Happy for this moment.... This moment is your life.
It is not about Anger,
It's about Peace.
It is not about Power,
It's about Grace.
It is not about knowing your enemy,
It's about knowing yourself.
a marker up the nose! damn!
Know what else is funny but really nasty... Using henna on them while they're passed out or sleeping... I was pretty tempted one time but my room mate was a lot bigger than me and I didn't want to risk getting my ass kicked.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING : Quitting 2-Stroking Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Other People's Health.
Oh man that brings up some hilarious memories. I cant post the pictures I have because he'd KILL me. Think shaving foam, spagetti wig, etc..
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
That's f*cking hilarious!!!
One night we were all drinking and a friend passed out so we did that to his face then woke him up and went to Denny's. He went to the bathroom there and came out pretty mad. Seemed like a good idea at first......actually I think it still was a good one.