A stupid bitch with big sun glasses in a silver Camry with plate
After getting my 1st speeding ticket i decided to be a good boy and follow the law... going speed limit im going by this stunned cunt. My foot peg JUST clears her front bumper and THEN she starts moving into me!
Lesson learned: be in the right fucking gear to get the hell out of shit like this... she missed me by MAYBE 2 inches...
How the FUCK do you not notice someone in front of you? Dont even need to move your fucking eyes to see someone at your front bumper...
Faking moron stayed emotionless the whole way, she was going almost exactly the same place I was. Even gave me that "sorry" open palm wave... sorry i almost fucking killed you because im a dumb bitch cunt who should not be anywhere near a motorized vehicle.
i also think her getting a blast of my exhaust note at 11K rpm made her swerve back as well. Pipe's pointing right at her.