Ahhh man, I was riding my bike down this road, and this car was driving badly! it had a license plate, and 4 wheels, and a driver, so better watch out for him! That fucker was you know, driving n shit, weaving, talking, cranking tunes, just driving like a moron! I was gonna punch his face, but thought I could hit him with a helmet instead. I mean, I'd rather have thrown marbles or ball bearings or spark plugs n shit, but I just couldn't act fast enough for any of it, so I just screamed at him inside my helmet, and nearly hit the car in front of me. I was so pumped after that, I decided to chase this car anyway, but was afraid the popo was gonna give me a ticket n shit, so I backed off and went on my way. But man, BIG WARNING, watch out for that generic car with wheels n driver in it. I'm pretty sure it might have even been Murray from Modern driving it, with Bayside Kevin in the passenger seat. I dunno know, they coulda been chinese though, cause I was in Richmond.
Anyone know what oil and tires are best for my bike?