Deer just about fucking killed me yesterday!!! Was East bound about 2 fucking klicks past the Coq on the fucking Hope Princeton when this fucking deer jumped in front of me and stood there like a fucking dumb ass fucking deer. I hit the fucking brakes as hard as I fucking could was in a fucking nose wheelie when the fucking deer leaped for its fucking life. Mid air it fucking well gave one more fucking kick to my fucking ankle and ripped my fucking left leg from the fucking peg. In the process I felt my fucking left leg nearly hit the back of my fucking head but by some fucking miracle the devil below dicided my fucking miserable life wasn't worth taking and I fucking well didn't bail. So here I fucking sit just recovering from the fucking left fucking turner, with a fucking wrenched hip, fucking brused bone in my fucking foot and a fucking sprained ankle. To fucking top it off I got to ride the fuck back to fucking Vancouver tomorrow and then go the fuck back to fucking work on fucking Tuesday!!!!!