My bike is so much faster than yours that I dare you to ride it, you lame little turd. Do you have the balls to ride this BOTTOMLESS PIT OF TORQUE?
~Hunter S. Thompson
how the hell is that goat holding on? i don't even understand how that dude would have trained it to do that! especially since it has hoofs
Their hooves are tied together like a backpack. I've seen them sling them over in Egypt.
You can literally buy a goat off the streets and sling it over your shoulder/back and go home.
likely an un-goat.
Let me stand next to your fire
Gives a new meaning to "Goat rider" I sense a new avatar for a certain goat rider? :P