from the Georgia Straight horoscope (Lasha Seniuk):
Since 1997, a team from the Russian Academy of Sciences, led by Dr. Alexey Dmitiriev, has discovered that the light and dark spots on Venus have reversed position, the moon has developed a 5,500 mile high sodium-based atmosphere, Mars's polar caps have melted and formed a cloudy ozone layer, Jupiter's magnetic field is shooting out a one-million mile fiery plasma spiral toward one of it's moons, Pluto is growing a mysterious dark spot, and perhaps most alarmingly, both Neptune and Uranus have undergone a magnetic pole shift.
If all that shit is true, then that's one of the most "holy shit" things ever !!!