Now, I'll explain quickly.
I've gone and stupidly pre ordered myself the Legendary Edition of Halo 3, which is basically a fancy way of saying I threw $90 extra out the window for a plastic statue and fluff.
In the process I've also done a very good job of making damn sure I have no way to get this thing home.
It's in a box, a huge one.
My daily driver is Ninja, and the following options are not possible.
- ANY FORM OF TRANSPORT BESIDES MY NINJA.
So, dear riders, what are my options? How can I strap this beast to Ninja and survive a ten minute ride home?
In closing, a baby standing next to it, for reference.
PS: This is not my baby.
PPS: I now realize I typed Halo 3 Nerd, when in fact it is not Halo 3.
PPPS: Thank you for your time.