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    Angel Girl

    No, Really, Don't Mess With Women...

    Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,

    complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband
    uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your
    breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
    between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
    stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    "How long will this take?" she asks.

    "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops.

    "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
    every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

    Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt; didn't

    He lived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again.

    Stupid, stupid man...

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    ...the fool!
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    does that mean people with small ass's dont wipe? ewwwwwwwww

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    Registered User Array
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    big butts are bad? flat butts are the worst!

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    Angel Girl
    Correction from the Virgo to factory_pilot:

    Kawasaki pronunciation key should be 'ka-wah-sah-ki' you probably already knew that and are just trying to see who would catch's a Virgo thang!! (I agree on the butt thing tho!!)

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