I got off work a little late today and cruised by my favorite donair place (paradise donair on 12th St. between 7th and 8th.) to grab some pita bread filled with meat on a stick. I looked over at the wall and they had one called the "terrorist special" for ten bucks including a can of pop. Also included is about as much of their ass kicking sauce as you can handle. I couldn't help but laugh when I said "I'd like a terrorist chicken please". When I got home the impact of my choice became quite clear. This thing probably weighed over two pounds. I could only reasonably finish about half of it. If I ate the whole thing I'd probably have to sleep on my side with my back arched to give more room in my belly. It was damn tasty though and I got lunch for work tomorrow.
Speaking of tomorrow, I'll probably be paying for it in the morning. Ha ha, ring of fire?