My bike is so much faster than yours that I dare you to ride it, you lame little turd. Do you have the balls to ride this BOTTOMLESS PIT OF TORQUE?
~Hunter S. Thompson
Oh, this ought to be an entertaining thread......
Hit 'em with your helmet?
Jack the brakes and swerve - Top Gun style - watch 'em fly by?
This in General Sportbike forum? I'll need a bigger tank bag.
- Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!!
Right on but for more fun make up 20 water babies AND get a trunk monkey YAHOOO
I was looking at a guy's Harley one day and noticed he had a whip hanging on his bike. A short whip. When I asked him what it was for he told me that the end was made, somehow, with ceramic and that it did wonders to window glass for those who came to close to him. I guess, if you had one of these, you would have to let the tailgater pass then use your whip. Weird!
My brain is the same shape as my hat!
I always wanted to mount a couple of paint ball guns with remote trigger controls. When they get to close, give 'em a couple of bursts...
SS1000, SS2000, BB1500, BBG1500, TransCanada Quest, TransCanada Gold(2005), TransCanada Gold(2007)
until you blind some innocent little kid when you shatter glass all over him.
can't expect a guy like that to think that far ahead.
all you gotta do is honk for longer than 3 seconds.
in "horn" it means "fuck you"
Last edited by bakwheeltango; 10-18-2010 at 04:11 PM.
Z1000 - GSXR1000
I still say a small bag of crushed spark plugs zip tied to your bars... for the true ass hat drivers... reach in grab a couple o' pieces...whooo laaa
esp the ones with the cel phone in one hand , coffee and a smoke in the other...using there knees to hold course...
a real wake up call when their side window inmplodes on their lap
thats just me though
Last edited by Argyle; 10-18-2010 at 04:12 PM.
She looked like Olivia Newton John, if she were really ugly, and had huge balls.
Never in my life have I had a car tail gate me on my motorcycle.
Instead maybe try not doing speed limit or under like some NAncy Boy.