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    Winter thread warmup event

    In anticipation of that season when we snuggle up with upr keyboards and go to work on what BCSB is most appreciated for, it's time for you to take our annual winter posting test.

    Below is a way to gauge whether you should be posting threads or simply responding to things you read.

    Some may think it is too easy but the ones intelect problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you'reshould even consider having an opinion over the Winter.

    The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
    OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

    1. What do you put in a toaster?

    Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else..
    Try not to hurt yourself.

    If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

    2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
    However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
    If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

    4 Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
    Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus.
    In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
    In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
    In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
    In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
    In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
    You then arrive at Milford Haven ..
    Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
    Don't you remember your own age?
    It was YOU driving the bus!!

    If you scored 4, you may post without hesitation. If not, please consider a nice safe winter activity like outdoor construction, working on oil rigs or even becoming an ice-road trucker.

    Happy Winter.

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    winter threads - actually start mid-summer around here
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    I ride year round. I find that in the winter months my fingers get to cold to type. Maybe I should start a thread about what is the best winter glove......
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    Slingshot..seriously you starting a winter threads already ? It has only been raining for 3 days...
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    Slingshot..seriously you starting a winter threads already ? It has only been raining for 3 days...
    He's missing all his boyfriends .

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-rod View Post
    He's missing all his boyfriends .
    Still jealous Grandpa?

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