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    Wanderer of the Wastes Array DNAspark99's Avatar
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    Humanity is doomed - so says a fish

    "A fish heading for slaughter in a New York market shouted warnings about the end of the world before it was killed, two fish cutters have claimed."
    " It instructed him to pray and study the Torah, but Mr Rosen admitted that in a state of panic he attempted to kill the fish, injuring himself in the process and ending up in hospital."

    absolutely hilarious.
    not only the idea of a prophetic fish - but that man would of course immediately silence such a 'miracle' with death (even harming himself in the process) - speaks volumes about the nature of human kind.
    "I dread beyond all else the growth of the petty tyranny of restrictive legislation, the transference of disciplinary authority from the judiciary to the constabulary, the abandonment of every constitutional safeguard of individual liberty."

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    370HSSV-O773H Array arcrz's Avatar
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    Sounds like maybe Mr Rosen and Mr Nivelo both forgot to take their medication this morning.

    So I wonder how much they got for the fish??After all,a dead talking fish should go for more than the usual rate.
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    Are they sure the fish is not wired? Maybe it's part of a drug sting operation..

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    All hail the fish.

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    TWO fish cutters at once? Hmm...hallucinations are scary enough when you're the only one who sees them.

    "folie a deux"
    Last edited by Ivy; 03-17-2003 at 08:53 PM.

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    we're doomed!
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    hahahaha good find...

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