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    Sailor Saves The Day!

    The Sailor Saves The Day

    A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to
    end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to
    the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
    handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier,

    He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live
    for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can
    stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring
    you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her
    shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me

    The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe
    a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

    That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
    lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three
    sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love
    until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
    discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain
    asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
    explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing

    "He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island

    I ride purely, and only, because it is fun.

    I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me.

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    That's great!!
    Maybe being a sailor wasn't as bad as the army told me...
    Cry in the dojo, laugh on the battlefield
    Sparring speed is a matter of simple physics:
    The height of your flight is inversely proportionate to the mass of your ass.

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