So here we go, some all new biker rallies! We have the Great Canadian biker rally or something like that?? in Merritt, BC , then we have the Sturgis North.
Were do I begin?
Let's see I can't wait to see all my fellow fat corporate bikers playing biker dress up. Ah yes, the stench of BO and leather and money it's just what the promoters want. Don't worry there won't be any real bikers there because my corporate friends and I will be calling the cops on them faster than you can say lawsuit. MONEY its all about the money. There will be venders selling tacky black T shirts, cheap poorly made in china pleather (its better than leather)!!
and Baggers with big wind screens and big soft cushy seats as far as the eye can see.
I for one can't wait to dust off my 40 foot motorhome and load up my 800lb HD Bagger in the back with climate control and roll up just before the site, unload my big lazy ill handling slow bike and put on my $700 HD black leather jacket, sorry and my Harley eagle head bandana.
Oh ya baby! That's right my alter ego will be calling in full force. I will ride my steel horse into a crowd of fellow bikers that look exactly like me, BUT not this year!! I got some one to air brush a skull and flames on my gas tank for a really good deal and over 10 grand in extra chrome, so I can be original and everyone will think I am riding a custom bike. I might even enter my custom steel horse in a bike show. I know I will be a shoe in for a trophy!
The last rally I was at, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost a small fortune in the stock market so I won't do that again.
This year will be a good one, I invited my neighbour. It will be his first rally. He bought a new HD yesterday and all new black leather riding gear just like mine. Nester (my neighbour) just got his learners lic and this will be a great first ride for him. Don't worry silly, we are not dumb, his wife will be right behind him in his 39 foot 3 pull out motorhome (mines bigger)!
So I hope to see you all there!! Don't be shy and say hi there fellow biker.
You can't miss me I will be on a black Harley Davidson, with skulls,flames and a big trophy sitting on my seat.
PS Sorry if we don't wave at you fellow bikers it's not easy lugging around an 800lb motorcycle. Besides we have to keep up our biker image.