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    Bc bike rallies

    So here we go, some all new biker rallies! We have the Great Canadian biker rally or something like that?? in Merritt, BC , then we have the Sturgis North.
    Were do I begin?
    Let's see I can't wait to see all my fellow fat corporate bikers playing biker dress up. Ah yes, the stench of BO and leather and money it's just what the promoters want. Don't worry there won't be any real bikers there because my corporate friends and I will be calling the cops on them faster than you can say lawsuit. MONEY its all about the money. There will be venders selling tacky black T shirts, cheap poorly made in china pleather (its better than leather)!!
    and Baggers with big wind screens and big soft cushy seats as far as the eye can see.
    I for one can't wait to dust off my 40 foot motorhome and load up my 800lb HD Bagger in the back with climate control and roll up just before the site, unload my big lazy ill handling slow bike and put on my $700 HD black leather jacket, sorry and my Harley eagle head bandana.
    Oh ya baby! That's right my alter ego will be calling in full force. I will ride my steel horse into a crowd of fellow bikers that look exactly like me, BUT not this year!! I got some one to air brush a skull and flames on my gas tank for a really good deal and over 10 grand in extra chrome, so I can be original and everyone will think I am riding a custom bike. I might even enter my custom steel horse in a bike show. I know I will be a shoe in for a trophy!
    The last rally I was at, I forgot my laptop and nearly lost a small fortune in the stock market so I won't do that again.
    This year will be a good one, I invited my neighbour. It will be his first rally. He bought a new HD yesterday and all new black leather riding gear just like mine. Nester (my neighbour) just got his learners lic and this will be a great first ride for him. Don't worry silly, we are not dumb, his wife will be right behind him in his 39 foot 3 pull out motorhome (mines bigger)!

    So I hope to see you all there!! Don't be shy and say hi there fellow biker.
    You can't miss me I will be on a black Harley Davidson, with skulls,flames and a big trophy sitting on my seat.

    PS Sorry if we don't wave at you fellow bikers it's not easy lugging around an 800lb motorcycle. Besides we have to keep up our biker image.

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    It's no different than your Calgary stampede with dress up cowboys who's only experience on a horse is a .25cent ride at Sobey's as a child.
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    Hey thats no true!!! How dare you. We ride Harley Davidsons a mans bike! Lets leve those big rides that your talking about to the real cowboys!! Besides were els can you hold a family reunion and a wedding at the same time than at the great Stampede!!!

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    I'll see you there, with my own Calgary HOG crew in tow!
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    That will be great are you bringing your motor home too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kamakazi View Post
    That will be great are you bringing your motor home too?
    Naw, my grandmother's!
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by almost_barbie View Post
    Naw, my grandmother's!
    Does it have the obligatory doily's on the headrests?

    SWEEEEET.
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bandito View Post
    Does it have the obligatory doily's on the headrests?

    SWEEEEET.
    No, everything is covered in plastic...
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    were do you live I have many corporate friend and they to will be taking there motorhome with there bike in back. Some as far away as Kamloops!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kamakazi View Post
    were do you live I have many corporate friend and they to will be taking there motorhome with there bike in back. Some as far away as Kamloops!!
    Why does it matter where I live? I'm coming in via helicopter!
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    Yes so do I. But I do not want to show off my wealth thats why I just take my 40 foot motorhome and my new Harley!

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    What's the point.

    If you have the loot, you might as well fly in on the chopper, roll around in your Maybach and drink magnum after magnum from your 2nd floor penthouse suite at the Best Western Merritt. Not to mention fine dine on the conti breakfast... you can grab bagels and muffins for all your corporate homies staying in tents.

    It's about the partay... not about motorcycles.
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    You are so wrong!! Its not about partay. Its about a image that I am! I am a Biker you are NOT! I own a Harley Davidson and you my friend do NOT!!!
    Just because your bike is a superior in every way shape and form and your motorcycle skills far exceed mine duz not make you a biker!!!

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    Uh, my current bike is about the equivalent of a Harley.
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    What? you have a John Deer Tractor?

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