Well, do you?
It seems that everytime I go out, there's something that reminds me of an episode of Jackass.
Go grocery shopping. [Shopping carts]
I see a ceiling fan. ["Trampolining" into the ceiling fan, destroying it, and landing pretty hard too]
I see a Karate dojo/gym. ["Guy gets beat by girl"]
Tattoo. [Off road tatoo] <-- lol