Check this out.
My penis is pretty small, but I'm glad I'm not horrible in bed like that guy. But then again, I can't TRULY know how good I am in bed unless I get a sex change, time travel and have sex with myself.
Whatever. Props to Hayden though because the best part of a virgin isn't the hymen anyways. It's the way they react to having a man on top of them for the very first time, the sort of eager nervousness, the whimpers of joy... The look in their eyes...
Shit.... he dun' ruined the thread. I feel like searching the ''Sex offenders'' list rather than make a funny pun at this.... this sucks
francis , the way you know ur good in bed is when they keep com'n back for more and they tell u so
so u dont have to go fuck yourself in your time machine
We're not arguing though, are we?
And you're lucky I'm not actually letting you "see" it
My bikes: A random assortment of junk I found in a barn and fixed up.
Hahahahah! "I just went to the doctor and my hymen is still intact" Oh, fuck, that's hilarious!
My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.
i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!
"Honda = Boring, Suzuki = Wannabes, Yamaha = Poser, Ducati = Overated, BMW = Compensating, Aprilia = Insecure, Buell = BCIT business... go faKOffee." - PUREVIL