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    The Polish Divorce

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
    and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean what are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:


    Old enough to know better.

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