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    Registered User Array bandito's Avatar
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    When the mother in law...

    If your mother in law goes from blonde to redhead, is it reasonable to ask if the "carpets match the drapes"?

    What if she says "There is no carpet"...

    Do you go "Bow chicca bow wow..."

    Or do you go... "Oh fuck, too much information..."

    Just wondering.

    Table conversation over a roast pork before hockey. And yes, she is over.

    LOL! LMAO!

    And no, we aren't a bunch of uptight folks over here obviously. Last weekend we were chatting
    about nipple and vaginal piercing... and vaginoplasty to tighten things up to a point where you knob
    feels like it's in a 19 year old virgins vice.
    Last edited by bandito; 02-26-2011 at 08:17 PM.
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    Post her number. BTW, this thread is useless without pics...

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    Good Lord! TMI!!

    And now back to my regularly scheduled programming.
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    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    Cameltoe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bandito View Post
    Cameltoe?
    Moose knuckle.
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    Think I would leave the booze alone for the rest of the night. Seems you have mistaken BCSB for your porn channel. lol

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    I'm sick and have cabin fever. There's only so many movies and naps you can take in one day. I need entertainment!
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    On the BCSB advice, I will lay off the booze, settle down, and stay away from any meaty lips.
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    No, no, no, bandito.
    You've got it all wrong. You need MORE booze. lol
    In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: "Alcohol. The cause of — and solution to — all of life's problems."
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    exactly - MORE booze ... and lippy meats !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by almost_barbie View Post
    I'm sick and have cabin fever. There's only so many movies and naps you can take in one day. I need entertainment!
    i can be there in 30 minutes.

    and....



    *** every move should be calculated ***

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    Most everyone on here is worth a laugh or has a good insight at one time or another, even syncro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syncro View Post
    i can be there in 30 minutes.

    and....



    Seems like an inefficient use of your time... Unless you're bringing me more rum and more honey. Then I'm all for it!
    My new riding music is RAMMSTEIN.

    i don't drag knee, i drag FOOT!

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    i'll bring the rum, i'm hoping you already have the honey.
    *** every move should be calculated ***

    Quote Originally Posted by sAdam View Post
    Most everyone on here is worth a laugh or has a good insight at one time or another, even syncro.

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