If your mother in law goes from blonde to redhead, is it reasonable to ask if the "carpets match the drapes"?
What if she says "There is no carpet"...
Do you go "Bow chicca bow wow..."
Or do you go... "Oh fuck, too much information..."
Table conversation over a roast pork before hockey. And yes, she is over.
And no, we aren't a bunch of uptight folks over here obviously. Last weekend we were chatting
about nipple and vaginal piercing... and vaginoplasty to tighten things up to a point where you knob
feels like it's in a 19 year old virgins vice.