The moral of the story
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    Shiftless clutcher Array ZoomaFoo's Avatar
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    The moral of the story

    One day my girlfriend invited me over and when I arrived I found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably beautiful and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you. Shall we have sex?"

    I immediately turned around and walked out the front door and to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there. She hugged me and said, "I love you so much. You've just won my trust." The moral of this story: always keep your condoms in the car.
    "When in doubt, FLAT OUT!"

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    Bad Motherfucker Array thebronze's Avatar
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    Anything You Can Do...... I Can Do Drunker
    "Growin up leads to growin old and then to dying...... And dying to Me don't sound like all that much fun"

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    Hates drama... Array mickm's Avatar
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    Ride to you limits Array clutch's Avatar
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    To big and to fast for you
    I think the real essence of the story get a Girlfriend that has some confidence and not insecure

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