To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a peepole person.
I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely..
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short
I sent a pickture of me.
Employer's response . . .
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.