Im sorry i just had to post this its so stupid but so funny
There were two guys riding down the road on a motorcycle. The driver
was wearing a leather jacket that had a broken zipper. He finally
stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with
the air hitting me in my chest." But then he decided to put the coat
on backwards to block the air from hitting him. They continued
driving down the road and came around a bend in the road, lost
control and wrecked.
A nearby farmer called the police and reported the accident. The
police asked him, "Are they showing any sign of life?"
"Well," the farmer said, "the driver was until I turned his head
around the right way!"