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    BCSB Public Relations Array kerunt's Avatar
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    Want a Camaro?

    "Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."

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    Insert User Title Here. Array TripleTime's Avatar
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    That's pretty funny. Here's the text. I see the auction has closed, so it may disappear:

    HER or the CAR?
    Your Choice...

    But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

    2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

    As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.

    Lets Compare Spec’s

    2010 Chevrolet Camaro
    Soon To Be Ex-Wife

    Muscle Car
    Pretentious Witch

    SS Model
    Snob Model

    High Performance Motor
    Motor Mouth Low performance brain

    Extraordinary Acceleration
    Wants Reparations

    6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
    36 27 39 @ 5”8’

    Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
    Produced My Kids

    6-Speed Manual Transmission
    1-Speed... Slow

    Active Fuel Management
    Active Micro Management

    Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
    Fully Dependant Decision Making System

    StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
    Unstable & No Control

    Competitive/Sport modes
    Vindictive Modus Operandi

    Launch Control
    Launches argument at every opportunity

    6 Standard Air Bags
    Mother In Law Windbag

    RS Appearance Package
    Gave Up on Appearance

    RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
    used rear end needs clearence lights


    HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
    Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places

    Variable-Rate Power Steering
    Variable-Rate Bitch Mode

    Throaty Exhaust
    Throating Nothing Ever

    Precision Handling
    Loose on entry

    Under 10k Miles
    Over 10k Miles

    Supercar Performance
    Winning Drama Performance

    Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
    Carpet does not match the drapes

    16 cty/24 hwy mpg
    2 hours between Tim Hortons

    Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
    Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White

    Competitive/Sport modes
    Passive/Aggressive Modes

    Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
    Doesn’t Know when To Stop

    Two Tone Leather Interior
    To Tan Leather Exterior

    Never had any problems
    Too Many to list

    Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
    Unable to Diagnose Problem

    Rack and Pinion Steering
    Armpit Rack

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    Ridin hard n dirty Array Mr.Sushi ya ha's Avatar
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    Priceless!! gotta take a snip...in case it goes...
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    Registered Abuser Array IllA4-1.8T's Avatar
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    what, no pics of the wife? How does one make a decision without images?
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    Fallen Comrades?

    Some random twat who binned his bike is a "fallen comrade?"

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    Registered User Array s2upid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by IllA4-1.8T View Post
    what, no pics of the wife? How does one make a decision without images?
    haha yeah i was hoping he'd put some photos of the ex up there
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    s2upid: "Now, I'd like to use my sword of slaying.... it's got a +4 against idiots"

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    loose on entry.... throating nothing ever..... ROTFLMAO over here

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    Registered User Array Francis's Avatar
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    Ninja 250r
    Fuck. I'm at a barbers giggling like a little girl right now.

    But dito on the no pics. Wtf?

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