3 guys sitting in bar.
One guy ask the other two what it is they do that drives their wives crazy.
First guy says, "When I come home from work I walk in the house, take my shoes off and leave them in the middle of the kitchen floor then go and watch TV. Drives her crazy!"
Second guy says, "When I come home I take off my work clothes, throw them on the floor in the bedroom, go out to the kitchen (even if her mother is there), grab a beer out of the fridge then turn the TV on and light up a smoke. Drivers her absolutely nuts!"
These two guys then ask the other guy what it is he does that drives his wife crazy.
He responds, "Well! After we have sex I usually get up right away and wipe my dink off on the drapes! Really makes her crazy!"