A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on
his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name
was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy".
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon.
Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist.
After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting
the clothing-optional beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd
bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little
hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen
mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the
bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend
must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome
to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"
When To Go Home
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he
looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and
asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times
before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she
looks good enough, I'll go home."
A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of
alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans
prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one
shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped
out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde
standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge
alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The
shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the
carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators
were lined up.
"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing
any shoes either!"