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    Jokes x3

    Penis Tattoos

    A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on
    his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name
    was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy".

    After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon.
    Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."

    Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist.
    After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting
    the clothing-optional beach.

    As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd
    bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little
    hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen
    mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the
    bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.

    "Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend
    must also be named Wendy."

    "Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome
    to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"

    When To Go Home

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he
    looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

    After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and
    asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times
    before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your

    The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she
    looks good enough, I'll go home."

    Alligator Shoes

    A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of
    alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans
    prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one
    shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped
    out of the store and headed for the swamp.

    Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde
    standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge
    alligator closing in.

    She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The
    shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the
    carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators
    were lined up.

    "Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing
    any shoes either!"
    I ride purely, and only, because it is fun.

    I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me.

    **author unknown**

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    Those are pretty good
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    I like the last one, that made me laugh out loud.

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