You are a douche.
You are the definition of a douche. T-shirt and shorts, popping wheelies and burning out on Oak street. Acting obnoxious, cutting people off and just being a plain ass.
Your buddies seemed to have a lot more common sense, riding calmly and quietly and not being assholes like you were.
You give bikers a bad name.
Sincerely yours, the guy in a green sedan whom you mouthed off after he politely noted that road rash hurts a lot and doesn't look cool.
P.S. Learned how to shift and launch a bike, because yes I DID laugh my ass off when you stalled at one of the lights.