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    Go Green Or Go Home :-P Array Bchick's Avatar
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    9 things i hate about everyone :P

    these are too funny and totally makes u think twice , lol

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
    time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
    entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
    eat it too".
    Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
    course it is.
    Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
    Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see
    that?". No
    Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't
    really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
    If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
    If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is
    the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
    What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has
    the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

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    I liked #4 and #6 the best. And, I am guilty of #2

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    Sandler kicks ass.

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    In response to point 3:

    It is, in fact, impossible to have your cake and to also consume it.

    If you eat your cake, it is gone.

    Ergo, "Have your cake and eat it too" is a valid metaphor to present to someone who wishes for two mutually exclusive things.


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    Some were lame but the others were classic

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    Mostly the former...

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