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    Bad Motherfucker Array thebronze's Avatar
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    A Funeral

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...
    I'm a gynecologist".

    The proctologist fainted.
    Anything You Can Do...... I Can Do Drunker
    "Growin up leads to growin old and then to dying...... And dying to Me don't sound like all that much fun"

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    hanging out at timmies Array
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    posing with one of my zukes at 7/11
    a suzisomething
    that is actually pretty funny but it goes over doctaimoors head
    Last edited by rawdonflyer; 09-09-2011 at 07:16 PM.

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    Formerly kanelupis Array CanaganD's Avatar
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    HAH! That's a good one.

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