i was out on my last ride of the year today. heading east on lougheed near lake city and i see a dark blue or black crown vic sitting on the west side shoulder doing nothing. The dude in the car is playing around with a laptop and looking real bored. So i in my sym pathetic way feeling sorry for him, i think i should do something nice . so when i get to north road i stop at the local constabulary headquarters and get a boston cream to go. So now i am heading west on lougheed and wouldn't you know it there was the car looking so lonely just sitting there. I pull up behind him get off the bike grab the bag
and walk up beside the car. the constable rolls down the window and asks what the problem is. i sez no problem i just felt sorry for ya sittin there all by yourself and you looked hungry so i got you this and said tankya for proteking all us ziticens. Jub weldunn. then got back on oprah and rode away.the po had a real confused look on his face more than usual i guess.