Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?
Answer: Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down.