I know this won't do any good but it made me feel better.
The prelude was the usual clist scam money order in the mail bullshit.From: firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: miata wheels
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:45:41 -0700
hi, what a coincidence. i too am hearing impaired. unfortunately for payment i can only accept gold bullion or fresh human organs delivered to my yurt in mongolia.
if that is acceptable, i will air-launch the miata wheels through your window 2 years prior to receiving payment.
unfortunately i cant be contacted by phone as i an currently welding underwater on an offshore oil platform. i am typing this with my penis on my nokia semen master dive phone.
cheers and best of luck with your wheels. they should be flying at your face as we speak.