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    Ted Talks #2 Burn your bra..

    Doing some research today and it has become apparent that bra's are the leading cause of breast cancer among women.
    Hear me out before you all jump on my back.
    In the western world and developed countries breast cancer is pretty high. The number one is Belgium with the highest followed by the rest of Western Europe and then North America and then the rest of the world until you get to the least amount and that is in Africa and Asia. Why? Well it's simple Simon. Africa women don't wear bra's and Asian women have small little boobies that don't need bra's.
    I am not making this up. Just do some research for yourself. Now why has no doctor come out and said that bra's can cause cancer? Because the Bra industry is a 16 billion dollar a year monster. Nobody is going to tell Mr 16 billion dollars that he cannot sell his product because it kills people. Look at smoking. IT KILLS PEOPLE...but you can still buy it on the shelf because the government gets their cut. I have a rather large chested lady friend who has always worn the big ol hooter hangers since I have known her and sure enough she had to have then removed due to the big C. The materials in the bra (oil based) being in such close contact with the breasts for minimum 8 hrs a day/7days a week/ over 30 years leech toxins into the soft tissue and cause the cancer. It is science people. What do think that cel phone is doing to your brain??
    In closing....Burn the fucking bra and save your life.
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    You burn yours Ted?

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    I like how you deduce that the reason no doctor has come forth is due to the massive power wielded by the 16 BILLION dollar bra industry lol. How much do you think the cancer industry is worth? I don't disagree with your message, just the reasoning behind it not out in the open. It's kinda like how I wear thick nitrile gloves at work all day, I get harassed a bit but they usually shut up when I ask them if they've ever watched someone die of cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EMS View Post
    and Asian women have small little boobies that don't need bra's.
    MmMMmMmmm titties.
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    ...so cotton ones would be of no harm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssblade View Post
    kinda like how I wear thick nitrile gloves at work all day, I get harassed a bit but they usually shut up when I ask them if they've ever watched someone die of cancer.
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    All women should go topless.
    It would save a lot of us from having to guess which one is bigger.
    And it would save lives.
    Might cause a lot of car accidents.
    But it would save lives.
    Sort of....lol

    On a more serious note.
    All women should go topless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by solo soldier View Post
    all women should go topless.
    It would save a lot of us from having to guess which one is bigger.
    And it would save lives.
    Might cause a lot of car accidents.
    But it would save lives.
    Sort of....lol

    on a more serious note.
    All women should go topless.
    reeeeppppppppppppedddddd

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    Quote Originally Posted by solo soldier View Post
    All women should go topless.
    It would save a lot of us from having to guess which one is bigger.
    And it would save lives.
    Might cause a lot of car accidents.
    But it would save lives.
    Sort of....lol

    On a more serious note.
    All women should go topless.
    I'd go for that. In fact, one further... let's just go naked.
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ssblade View Post
    I like how you deduce that the reason no doctor has come forth is due to the massive power wielded by the 16 BILLION dollar bra industry lol. How much do you think the cancer industry is worth? I don't disagree with your message, just the reasoning behind it not out in the open. It's kinda like how I wear thick nitrile gloves at work all day, I get harassed a bit but they usually shut up when I ask them if they've ever watched someone die of cancer.
    So you agree with what I say yet you still want to argue with how I said it. Seriously?! Go outdoors.
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    also, women's anti-persprents leech in through the armpit lymphatic system and go to the breast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad.Child View Post
    ...so cotton ones would be of no harm?
    Cotton anything is fine. How many sheep do you see dying of cancer? It is the elastic material and other polymers in the bra that are causing the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms2uared View Post
    also, women's anti-persprents leech in through the armpit lymphatic system and go to the breast.
    Another industry that have products that over long term exposure cause cancer. The answer of course is go bra less and change tops a few times a day. I am sure no man would object after all it's all about keeping our ladies safe and healthy.
    It's not just an oil change, It's an experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EMS View Post
    So you agree with what I say yet you still want to argue with how I said it. Seriously?! Go outdoors.

    You said it's the evil bra industry controlling the dr's, I'd say it's the cancer industry silencing both. Judging by your whacko posts, it's you that needs some fresh air.

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