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    Registered User Array bandito's Avatar
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    WTF is with people.

    I come home from work... and have sprayed moss killer the other day. So I go over and ask the neighbor if he'd like to spray his, then we can share the cost of a thatcher.

    He is interested in that and agrees.

    Then he asks me to take him to the beer store, since he's been drinking and doesn't want to drive.

    So I drive him up there in his truck, he's obviously juiced up a bit. That was 45 minutes ago.

    About 5 minutes ago, he fires up his hotrod... backs it out onto the street.. and proceeds to do 3 giant burnouts to impress some friends he has over.

    WTF.

    And girls are giggling. And by girls, I mean 45 years old. WTF.
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    What area do you live in again? 'nuff said.

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    Oh the neighborhood is lovely... the community great. But 700hp street legal dragsters while impaired... wtf.
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bandito View Post
    I come home from work... and have sprayed moss killer the other day. So I go over and ask the neighbor if he'd like to spray his, then we can share the cost of a thatcher.

    He is interested in that and agrees.

    Then he asks me to take him to the beer store, since he's been drinking and doesn't want to drive.

    So I drive him up there in his truck, he's obviously juiced up a bit. That was 45 minutes ago.

    About 5 minutes ago, he fires up his hotrod... backs it out onto the street.. and proceeds to do 3 giant burnouts to impress some friends he has over.

    WTF.

    And girls are giggling. And by girls, I mean 45 years old. WTF.
    You should really upgrade that trailer to a house.

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    would it be outrageous to assume your geo-locum to be somewhere in Surrey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bandito View Post
    Oh the neighborhood is lovely... the community great. But 700hp street legal dragsters while impaired... wtf.
    Yeah I met him at your new years party. He was definitely a "unique individual"

    I remember meeting him, but I bet he doesn't remember meeting me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester666 View Post
    would it be outrageous to assume your geo-locum to be somewhere in Surrey?
    Aim north.
    Quote Originally Posted by bandito View Post
    Police to impounds is like gay men to bum sex. It's going to happen... and the participants love it.

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    From N00bie to Wannabe Array FASTn50's Avatar
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    Maybe he's just getting even for the New Years fireworks! };->
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    Sounds like a good time to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOXGURL View Post
    Sounds like a good time to me!
    I'll bet!
    Long Live Shervin Of The North!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bandito View Post
    Oh the neighborhood is lovely... the community great. But 700hp street legal dragsters while impaired... wtf.
    is this the same neighbour at new years that you wanted us to be quiet for while steve lit off his sticks of dynomite out on the street?
    *** every move should be calculated ***

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    Most everyone on here is worth a laugh or has a good insight at one time or another, even syncro.

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    must have more bacon Array gxr jo's Avatar
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    sounds like your hotrod deficient
    listen to me or i will eat you're bacon

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    Are you sure they weren't his sisters?
    Last edited by vancitymike; 04-02-2012 at 10:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vancitymike View Post
    Are you they weren't his sisters?
    What.

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    Sounds like a fun night.

    Some "Randy" from Western Rubber (dumbass used a work line that came up on caller ID) just called me half an hour ago, and politely asked for drugs ("half" of something or other) before I even got a word off... people these days...
    "Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."

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