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    Registered User Array Miteorite's Avatar
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    Jerry wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

    Jerry wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

    He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
    couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
    and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

    Jerry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,
    spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
    notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
    early to go shopping. Love you."

    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
    the morning newspaper.

    His son is also at the table, eating. Jerry asks, "Son, what happened
    last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious.
    Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
    eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Jerry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean and
    breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm

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    Huge Tool Array Andrew's Avatar
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    my fiancee laughs from behind me.

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    HAAAAARRRRRRRR Array Mischa's Avatar
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    in ur gf
    Maybe it pays to be faithful? Good joke nonetheless.
    Rage. Its my drug of choice.

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    fuck my house is going to be filled with puke jk

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    Peter Hu
    This guy is truly sad man...

    however, the lesson here is to make an automatic response when someone tries to pull off your pants...

    always remember when you are with someone at night in the dark, dont forget to say the right "name"...the result can be quite disasterous...

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