i'm not looking for the opposite (or same) sex related stories btw
the other "missing manhole" (this doesn't sound good either) thread made me think of the various objects i either ran over or just missed while on the bike. what are your stories?
ran over 2x4 that fell of a truck on a highway.
almost hit a toilet sitting in the middle (right on a turn) of a fast lane on a highway.
cut out hole in a pavement (of course on a turn) which made me head directly for a median, which i barely missed.
manhole (on a turn) that was sticking out couple of inches, my back hurt for few days afterwards.
whole tire thread that blew of a truck and flew from under a car in front of me on a hwy. good thing i hit it perfectly lengthwise and it didn't get caught in my wheels.
almost rode over a rolling person hahaha but that's a different story.
almost rear-ended a car, at night, on a highway, after coming out of a turn. the car was dark, travelling no faster than 30km/hr with no lights on whatsoever.
oh the other day i saw a guy with a 2x4 (8-footer) strapped to his bike SIDEWAYS. it was on pattullo out of all places