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    Wanna Lap dance? Array Vesna's Avatar
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    Harley Davidson VS GOD

    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
    Davidson, died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
    and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can
    hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
    with God." St. Petertook Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
    to God.

    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
    design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
    God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
    "but according to thesenumbers, more men are riding my invention than

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    Karl Hungus
    Not bad...

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    Take that you stinkin harley riders!!!!
    I ride purely, and only, because it is fun.

    I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me.

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