A simple way to get some action:
Step 1: Buy 50 Shades of Grey triology
Step 2: Give books to your wife/girlfriend
Step 3: Wait for her to read a few chapters
Step 3: Receive porn quality sex
...... It's that simple! You are welcome!
I don't know what the book is about (and I don't really care), but apparantly there's alot of BDSM in it and for some reason it's driving women sex crazy after reading it.