Okay so a girl says to you "I think we should see other people" you say,
"Wayyy ahead of you"
etc.. any ideas
It's not you, it's me...having a problem with you.
"You're not my type anymore"..."That's okay, I know I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable!"
i'm rocking to my own beat
"I've been thinking about the future aaaand.... you're not in it."
- He who dares not offend, cannot be honest.
- The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.
Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
Also doubles as a pick up line.
Withing seconds you realize it's wrong...
You do it anyways...
Hope nobody notices....
And hope you can erase the evidence before your friends go "AHA! I KNEW YOU DID IT!"
If you get caught.. the best way to deal with it is to smile and say "She liked it.. and you'd have done it too
if nobody else knew about it".
Speaking of which....
Did I tell you about the time I took a fattie home and pounded her?
Of course not, never happened. I have standards.
She gave me a hummer instead. Then I booted her out. No breakfast for you.
And no you can't have your panties back... I need lots of material for my next BCSB jokes... and boy, they
got lots of material.
But why, prey tell, would you need an elasticated waist? Where exactly is your waist?
Last edited by bandito; 07-10-2012 at 10:22 PM.
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