Spoof news, The Onion's take on "unique" weddings. Anyone been to a wedding lately? This article touches on a lot of the current wedding themes.
The first line starts it off:
"According to recently engaged and utterly smug shitheads Ross Bird and Jessica Black, the couple wants their upcoming nuptials to be not just a wedding, but also a true reflection of who they are as human beings"
Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities